heres a few of my favorites...one guys post in the what do you want 2 slap a gm engineerfor rememinded me of this.. me: steering box for an 83 cj7 with power steering please. him: is that a fullsize or regular? ???? yes its the rare and elusive fullsize cj7 me: lemme get a set of tie rod ends for a 79 scout dana 44. him: is that 2wheel or 4wheel? (dumb question one) me: um 4 him: what size engine? me: i dont know. the axles in a jeep him: oh then what size engines in the jeep (dumb question 2) me: (i play along) 383 him: i dont see that listed( while looking under 'scout', as if he would find a 383 listed anywhere) me: i need the console latch for an 88 k5 blazer he putters off into the back.... i dont have one for a blazer but heres one for a bronco they are the same me: not thier not him: yes they are no yes no yes me: i need an alternator or an 88 k5 with a 350 and a/c him: ok there 3 wich do you want? me: the biggest one that will fit (i might should have said the most powerful one that will fit) so he brings me the biggest alternator they have for a chevy which ends up only fitting some deisel. at the tire place hey i want to get some 35x12.5x15 for my 95 Z71 (keep in mind its sitting right outside the window in all its lifted glory) her: sorry but those wont even come close to fitting. they are too tall and you need tires for a 16" rim. me:the truck is lifted and i put on 15" ar's. her: i can sell you a set of 31x10.5. me: that would look kinda goofy her: no thats the size it supposed to have me: its lifted, i want 35's. her: listen they wont fit, they are too big (turns the computer screen around to prove it to me) now do you want the 31's or not? i walk out. thats all i can think of off hand. lets hear what yall have he who bash other 4x4, look silly when being pulled out by it.