Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, May 31, 2006.
I had an infected thing in my ear canal
It's.... very... unsettling, the feeling.....
It layed eggs!!!
It was that Star Trek movie thing that Ricardo Montablan put in Chekov's ear....
Hey, I've never stolen anything in my life........well, except for a few candy bars when I was a young whippersnapper. Oh, and maybe some good lines from movies and books. Oh, and maybe a few trophy panties. Well, and then there was the time there was this crate motor sitting in a construction yard. Wait, I was just a witness, that doesn't count..........
It was a either a boil or an infected splinter
With the trusty help of my nail hook and a few bloody puss covered swabs, it was all better
my great uncle had a capenter ant crawl in his ear and die.
What became of that situation?
trip to ear doctor... doctor looks into ear... sees ant... removes with tweezers... problem solved... apparently it was too far in for a cotton swab.
I used to have an aunt always in my ear as well. Removal wasn't as easy as your friend.....
hehe, if you take off the "C" IN Canal, it says anal, hehe...anal, its like you allmost said ear anal,.. only ...not really.
Hahaha, if you switch the pronunciation, it sounds like "kennel" like, my ears need a small place to sleep at night like dogs, oh he, the
My theory on brontosaurasses is this, it is my theory, the theory being mine, because it is my theory, it is no one elses theory and mine alone. AHEM. AHEM. I belive the brontosauresses, this is my theory now, being mine and mine alone, I believe that the start out small on one end, get gradually larger in the middle, and generally end again being very small ont he opposite end. AHEM. This is my theory on brontosaurusses, which is mine and not yours and belongs to me.
Ah, the Python boys.....
How the hell did yer aunt get in yer ear???
It wasn't so much her whole body, although it felt like it, more of a vocal intrusion............
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