Ebonics Lesson As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel." 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall. 11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break." 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, fortify". 14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife. 15. Innuendo - I tole the bitch Robin, "it don't matter none if you lock your front door, I just come innuendo!" 16. Eucalyptus - Sharonda gave Latonda a new rhinestone pin for her birthday and tole her "girrrl, eucalyptus in your hair or eucalyptus on your sweater". 17. Omelette - If you axe me, I shudda popped a cap in that ho's ass for what she done... but omelette it go this time.