English woman

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  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jan 12, 2001
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    The only seat available was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged
    English woman and the seat was being used by her dog.

    The weary traveler asked, "ma'am, please move your dog I need that seat"

    The English woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said
    "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little
    Fee Fee is using that seat ?"

    The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after
    another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the
    woman with the dog. Again he asked "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very

    The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans ! Not only
    are you rude, you are also arrogant.......................Imagine!"

    The American didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the dog,
    tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

    The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her Honor
    and chastise the American.

    An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know,
    sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
    You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand.
    You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've
    thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

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