Why not to break into a house armed with only a knife..... "He was standing right at the door. He said, I got a knife. Don't move. I said, What? I got a knife. Don't move. Don't move, huh? You got a knife? Okay, you got a knife. And I shot him. He said, Whoops! I said it's too late for whoops now. I'm going to put a whoops to this 38." Full Story.