Executive Fantasy

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  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    A rich business executive sees an ad in the Wall Street Journal
    for the world's fastest and most expensive car, the Tri-Turbo
    Convertible Fantasy. It costs over $1 million.

    The mogul decides that he must have it, and assigns half a dozen
    assistants to track the car down for him. After months of
    searching, the car is found, bought, and delivered. Eager to play
    with his new toy, the executive takes it for a spin.

    At the first stop light, an old man rides up next to the Fantasy
    on an old Vespa. Without an invitation, the old man sticks his
    head in the car and says, "Quite a ride you got here - how fast
    will she go?"

    "About 270," answers the executive.

    "No way," says the old man.

    Just then, the light turns green and the executive decides to
    show the old man what the car can do. He floors it, and within
    seconds the car is doing 270.

    But suddenly, he notices in his rear view mirror a dot that seems
    to be getting closer and closer, so he comes to a stop.

    Then, whooooooooooosh, something goes flying by.

    "What the heck was that?" says the executive. "What can go faster
    than my Fantasy?"

    Suddenly, the same blur comes racing back toward him, and
    whoooooosh, passes right by. This time the executive got a better
    look and could have sworn it looked like the old man on the

    "That just couldn't be," he says to himself.

    Suddenly, he sees it again in his rear view mirror and wham! It
    smashes into the back of the Fantasy.

    The executive jumps from his car, and sure enough, it's the old
    man on the Vespa that crashed into him.

    "Are you okay?" asks the executive. "Is there anything I can do
    for you?

    "Yes," replied the old man, "unhook my suspenders from your side
    view mirror, please."
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester Premium Member

    Feb 24, 2000
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!

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