So a guy walks into Dicks Bar and tells the bartender "give me three of your strongest shots" Bartender grabs the Jack off the wall and pours the shots. The guy then proceeds to slam one right after another. BAM! BAM! BAM! Bartender was curious so he said to the guy "Sure is awful early to be drinking like that!" "Well I'm celebratin my first BJ" he said. "Well damn", said the bartender, "let me buy you another shot" The guy looked at him confused..."Well if three shots don't get the taste outta my mouth whats four gonna do?'