You Know You're From Idaho If...... > > > > 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to > > pass a tractor on the highway. > > > > 2. "Vacation" means going to Jackpot for the > > weekend. > > > > 3. You measure distance in hours or minutes. > > > > 4. You know several people who have hit deer > > more than once. > > > > 5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same > > day. > > > > 6. You use a down comforter in the summer. > > > > 7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet > > of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. > > > > 8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social > > events. > > > > 9. You install security lights on your house and > > garage and leave both unlocked. > > > >10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, > > fish, and berries. > > > > 11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your > > girlfriend knows how to use them. > > > > 12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot > > at the Shopko at any given time. > > > > 13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit > > over a snowsuit. > > > > 14. Driving is better in the winter because the > > potholes are filled with snow. > > > > 15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel > > pajamas. > > > > 16. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, > > still Winter, Construction. > > > > 17. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one > > item, even when you're in a rush, because you have to > > stop and talk to everyone you know. > > > > 18. You actually understand these jokes and forward > > them to all your friends from Idaho.