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  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

    May 7, 2004
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    Hickory, N.C.
    A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.

    He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just
    like Frank."

    Passenger: "Who?"

    Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all the
    time! Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that
    to Frank - every single time."

    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

    Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam
    at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and
    danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano."

    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"

    Cabbie: "There's more"......." He had a memory like a computer. Could remember
    everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which
    fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse,
    and the whole street blacks out."

    Passenger. "Wow, some bloke then"

    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic
    jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them."

    Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

    Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never
    answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always
    immaculate, shoes highly polished too - the perfect man!"

    Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

    Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."

    Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

    Cabbie: "I married his f--king widow."
  2. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

    Sep 19, 2003
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    I actually laughed out loud at that.

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