... So here is the scenario... I pull into the AM/PM to get gas. I drive a 98 Chev Cavalier, and I look about 17 even though I am 28. I start to pull up to the pump and a 45ish guy in a 2002ish 2wd Chev S10 starts pulling forward from the other pump (so we are nose to nose) he has already got gas and was leaving from the other pump. I had 3 cars behind me, he had none. He started pulling forward towards me telling me to back up. I told him no, i had cars behind me... for him to back up... then the bastard pulls forward and runs into my car! I told him "what the fu@k... back up" so he puts it in reverse, backs up about 18", puts it back in drive... and hits my car again (not very hard, but thats not the point...) so now $hit hits the fan... I throw the car in park and in about 3 seconds I am at his drivers window HAMMERING on it w/ my fist calling him every name in the book and begging him to get out of the car... he about $hit his pants and cant find reverse fast enough for his liking. Finally finds reverse and starts out backwards w/ eyes the size of coffee cups and me walking along side his truck SCREAMING profanities at him at telling him to get out. He finally guns it backwards and cranks the wheel, and goes to throw it in drive... by the time he got it in drive my foot had landed in the middle of his tailgate. Those things fold like a Pepsi can... . Off he goes w/ tires squeeling, i run back to my car to take chase only to find that either in the ruckus I locked the door, or my dog inside did... but either way I am locked out...w/ the car running, in the am/pm line... Oh well... A large crowd had gathered in the 3 min's it lasted, and they all came and told me that was sweet and that the guy was a jack off. I was thinking that anyone w/ a set of balls big enough to intentionally run into someones car... TWICE... w/ them sitting in it should have balls big enough to get out of the rig when someone is calling you out, and trust me... im not a big guy but I think I could have held my own. Now I know for all you purists out here, the smart / sensible thing would have been to take his plate # and turn him in, but... A) That doesn't make a good story B) I couldn't look at his plate, I was too busy looking for rocks to throw at him C) Nobody is going to run into ANY of my cars intentionally and not have me come UNGLUED!!! Sorry about the long rant, but I am still pissed and this was 3 hours ago!!!!