From my sister

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    > 1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always
    > be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
    > But,
    > if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your
    > food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to
    > realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave
    > birth to it.
    > 2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics
    > class pulls a hamstring.
    > 3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
    > 4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
    > 5) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what
    > you're doing, someone else always does.
    > 6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
    > 7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain
    > consciousness.
    > 8) Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a while and it
    > shrinks two sizes!
    > 9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all
    > that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, Body,
    > how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear
    > as a bell my body said, "Listen it and die."
    > 10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are
    > eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding?
    > That's my idea of a perfect day.

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