>Two guys were discussing popular family trends on s3x, marriage and >values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, >did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure. What was her maiden name?" > > A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my >intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have >gotten it from your mother,'cause I still have mine." > >"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court >judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's >very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll >try to send her a few bucks myself." > >A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar and ordered a double >scotch on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his >shirt pocket then he ordered another double scotch. After he finished >that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another >double scotch. Finally, the bartender said, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you >drinks all night long but you gotta tell me why you look inside your >shirt pocket before you order another." The customer replied, "I'm >looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I >know it's time to go home." > >A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside and said, "I don't >like the looks of your wife at all." "Me either, Doc," said the >husband, "but she's a great cook and really good with the kids." > >An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has >been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but >you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse >on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man >and wife."