A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines > from Kansas City to > Chicago. > > The son (who had been looking out the window) turned > to his mother and > asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have > baby cats, why > don't > big planes have baby planes?" > > > The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told > her > son to ask the > stewardess. > > > So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have > baby dogs and big > cats > have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby > planes?" > > > The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you > to > ask me?" The boy > admitted that this was the case. > > > "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby > planes because > Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can > explain it to you."