Carpenter comes into a bar and claims he's worked with wood so long that he can be blindfolded and smell any piece of wood and tell what type it is and what the article actually is. Some of the guy's at the bar think this is impossible so they decide to test the guy. He is blnd folded and the test starts. The first thing they hold up to his nose is a bar stool,he sniffs it and say's "that's too easy,,,it's pine and it's a bar stool". Another patron goes out to his car and gets a baseball bat, one sniff and the carpenter "say's it's Ash and its a baseball bat". Everyone is amazed,,,one dude at the end of the bar nudges his girlfriend and tells her to remove her panties,,they wave the panties under his nose and he thinks for a minute and say's "Ya thought ya could fool me huh?" "It's the $hithouse door off a tuna boat"!!!!! Now, where did I steal this from?