Funny Warning Labels

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    MOABDADC22 1/2 ton status

    Jul 24, 2001
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    Cheyenne, Wy
    On a blanket from Taiwan:
    Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

    Warning on fireplace log:
    Caution -- Risk of Fire.

    A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
    Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

    Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
    This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

    On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
    Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

    On a hair dryer:
    Do not use in shower.

    On Marks & Spencer bread pudding
    Product will be hot after heating.

    On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: Contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.

    On some frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: defrost.

    On a hotel provided shower cap:
    Fits one head.

    On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid:
    Warning: May cause drowsiness.

    Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:
    Do not eat toner.

    A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns:
    Not for highway use.

    Can of self-defense pepper spray warns:
    May irritate eyes.

    Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
    Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.

    Silly Putty package warning:
    Not for use as earplugs.

    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    Baby stroller warning:
    Remove child before folding.

    Household iron warns:
    Never iron clothes while they are being worn.

    A fireplace lighter cautions:
    Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.

    A handheld massager warns consumers:
    Don't use while sleeping or unconscious.

    Warning on underarm deodorant:
    Do not spray in eyes.

    Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns
    Do not drive with sun shield in place

    Warning on a sharpening stone:
    Knives are sharp.

    Bottle water label warns:
    Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

    On a box or rat poison
    Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

    On a Domino's Pizza box
    Caution: Contents hot!

    Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns:
    Do not use orally.

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  2. Seventy4Blazer

    Seventy4Blazer 3/4 ton status

    Apr 21, 2001
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    Escondido, CA
    as the Marine corps saying goes, there is a reason for every ne of those stupid notes.

    POWERMAD 1/2 ton status

    Mar 4, 2001
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    On the towl rack at the shop.
    Warning do not hang head or neck in towl loop.
    Doing so may cause bodily harm or death.

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