Three gay guys were discussing what they thought their favorite sport would be. The first decides on football, 'cause of all those gorgeous guys bending over in their tight pants. "Definitely wrestling," sighs the second guy. "Those skimpy little costumes, and think of the holds." "Definitely baseball," says the third guy. "Why? Well, I'd be pitching with the bases loaded, the batter would hit a line drive right to me, I'd catch it, and I'd just stand there while the other guys rounded the bases. Meanwhile, the crowd would be going crazy, screaming, 'Throw the ball, you cocksucker!' and that's what I like... the recognition."