Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by AZPiNsTrIpEd, Sep 30, 2006.
Mine = WAYtoomuchun-neededstress.
P.s. Forgive me, Jack Daniels has gotten the best of me
For me - girlfriend=divorice.
For me - Girlfriend = Small hope of with cake mix of paranoia with suicidal tendencies
Me+girlfriend (soon I hope)=happy penis.
Me+girlfriend (wanting to get married)=happily UNmarried (per Gene Simmons )
Me+girlfriend=See her once or twice a week, and the rest of the week is all about me!
me+girlfriend=........alot of good times, hanging out, making each other laugh, laughing at other people, ..........oh yeah and frequent bjs'.
this one came into play the other day...
girlfirend = someone to tighten the steering box bolts while you hold it against the frame
girlfriend = someone to hold the steering box while YOU tighten said bolts because it'll just be quicker
girlfriend = sadness because I haven't seen her since June
If it has tits or tires, sooner or later its gonna cause you grief and cost you money.
x2. And the following calculation:
- 50% of everything I own
+ $10000 in lawyers bills
- 2 children
+ $2000 monthly support payments
- my dick in my sleep
I think I'll just stay married. Besides, very few girls out there can measure up to Kim Can.
Wrong. In fact, most girls I see out-measure Kim Can... like these girls, they all out-measure Kim Can...
Hell, they outmeasure just about everything...
That was the grossest thing I have ever seen.
Girlfriends= are de DEVIL!!! especially if you're married.
I couldnt agree with you more!!!! I think I prefer the one night girlfriends better.
P.S.- Is it bad that I vaguely remember posting this last night?
Boyfriend = the one person that makes me smile no matter what and the one that I cannot live with out.
R E P O S T for sure
those girls will outmeasure a peterbuilt.........nuff said...........GOOOOOO!!!!
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