Girls night out

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  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jan 12, 2001
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    Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they are on
    the way home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the desperate
    urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and
    drunk, they stopped and decided to pee there in spite of their fears. The
    first one did not have anything to wipe herself with, so she took off her
    panties and used them to clean herself and then discarded them. The second
    woman, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my
    panties . . ." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath that was near a
    gravestone to clean herself.

    The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on
    the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out, it
    seems that our wives were up to no good last night . . . My wife came home
    without her panties . . ." The other one responded: "You're lucky . . . Mine
    came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget

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