Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they are on the way home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the desperate urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to pee there in spite of their fears. The first one did not have anything to wipe herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and then discarded them. The second woman, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties . . ." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath that was near a gravestone to clean herself. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out, it seems that our wives were up to no good last night . . . My wife came home without her panties . . ." The other one responded: "You're lucky . . . Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you!"