Growing number of terrorists......Joke

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    Terrorists Multiplying in the South:

    The governors of Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi announced they have made
    a disturbing discovery in their states.
    Apparently, a small number of terrorists have become romantically involved
    with the locals. The result is not pretty, and we now have the sad task of
    reporting a new sector of the human race: ISLAMABUBBAS.
    So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, and we are
    hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, we have
    identified the following:
    - Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
    - Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
    - Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
    - Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
    - Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
    - Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
    - Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa
    - Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat

    Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple:
    Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.

    We'll keep you posted on further developments

    "it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in
    people's minds.."
    Samuel Adams

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