TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: 10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's. 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month. 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.