Having a bad day?......................mine aren't THIS BAD > > > > There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always > > died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of > > their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that > > it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the > > mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays. > > So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. > > The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and > > nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the > > terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer > > books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. > > Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday > > sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he > > could use the vacuum cleaner. > > Having a Bad Day? > > The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill > > in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively > > saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and > > applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. > > > > Still think you are having a bad day? > > A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, > > almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist > > towards the electric kettle. > > Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a > > handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he > > had been happily listening to his Walkman. > > > > STILL think you're having a bad day? > > Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs > > to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs > > broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless > > protesters were trampled to death. > > > > What?! > > STILL having a bad day? > > Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It > > came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, > > he opened it and was blown to bits. > > > > There now, feeling better?