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Having a bad day ???

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Feb 6, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    >> > Think you are having a bad day? Well, read on...............
    >> >
    >> > There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
    >> > always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.,
    >> > regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and
    >> > even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No
    >> > one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11
    >> > a.m. on Sundays.
    >> > So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
    >> > of the incidents.
    >> > The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and
    >> > nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the
    >> > terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,
    >> > prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just
    >> > when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
    >> > sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that
    >> > he could use the vacuum cleaner.
    >> > ------------------------
    >> > Having a Bad Day?
    >> > The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
    >> > spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
    >> > expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
    >> > cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
    >> > killer whale ate them both.
    >> > ----------------------
    >> > Still think you are having a bad day?
    >> > A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
    >> > frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
    >> > from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him
    >> > away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of
    >> > wood, breaking his arm in two places.
    >> > Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
    >> > ---------------------
    >> > STILL think you're having a bad day?
    >> > Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
    >> > pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
    >> > pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
    >> > madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
    >> > ----------------------
    >> > What?! STILL having a bad day?
    >> > Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
    >> > bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
    >> > it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
    >> >
    >> > There now, feeling better?

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