He said, she said... **FUNNY**

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  1. thatK30guy

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    Jan 12, 2001
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    10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
    > put in it.
    > She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
    > 9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
    > He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
    > 8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
    > love to you in the worst way.
    > She said...Well, you succeeded.
    > 7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
    > She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.'
    > 6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
    > Written just below it: "I do not."
    > 5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
    > She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board
    > while I sit on the sofa and fart."
    > 4) Priest said... 'I don't think you will ever find another man
    > like your late husband.'
    > She said...'Who's gonna look?'
    > 3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money
    > I gave you?
    > She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
    > 2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
    > She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the Hallway
    > light on.
    > and the number 1 "He said...She said"..
    > 1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
    > She said...I would, but you're never there.

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