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  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Jul 17, 2004
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    High velocity, Low altitude

    Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
    blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

    "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we
    don't have a ladder."

    The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the
    pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
    measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

    Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We
    ask for the height, and she gives us the length.

    Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the
    reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.

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