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  1. gm4x

    gm4x 1/2 ton status

    Apr 6, 2004
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    Pendleton, Indiana
    One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is
    wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with
    the devil...

    Satan: Why so glum?

    Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!

    Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of
    fun down here. You a drinking man?

    Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

    Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays
    that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,
    wine coolers, diet tab and fresca... we drink till we
    throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't
    worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead

    Guy: Gee, that sounds great!

    Satan: You a smoker?

    Guy: You better believe it!

    Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get
    the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke
    our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're
    already dead, remember?

    Guy: Wow... that's awesome!

    Satan: I bet you like to gamble.

    Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.

    Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
    Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If
    you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow.
    What about Drugs?!?

    Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...

    Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
    yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke
    a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the
    drugs you want, you're dead, who cares.

    Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!

    Satan: You gay?

    Guy: No...

    Satan: Ooooh... You're gonna hate Fridays.
  2. 84gmcjimmy

    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

    Dec 3, 2003
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    Brian, where you been?

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