The Order of Wanker, as conceded by Bubba, is hereby calling to order this meeting for nominations for the next: NOMINATIONS CLOSED 12Jan2007 Wanker of the Month First order of business is the minutes. Since this is the first meeting in 4 years, there are no minutes to read. They were lost in the phpBB to vBulletin conversion (Fire). Second order of business is to explain the rules and regulations of nominating a member of this here community as the next title holder of Wanker of the Month. All nominees must be a regular poster of CK5. Any member may nominate another member, but a member may not nominate themselves. You may only make 1 nomination A brief, detailed synopis of why the member is being nominated as Wanker of the Month. This synopis is to include a specific incident or two that occurred on this board and why the person being nominated can uphold the title. Also, links must be posted as evidence if there is little knowledge of said incident(s). Previous title holders may be nominated. Multiple members may be nominated for one nomination. All nominations are subject to final approval by the Order of the Wanker. The cutoff date for nominations is set by the Order of the Wanker. Your nomination must be seconded by a different member. Moderators nominations don't have to be seconded. A Nomination by a mod will force automatic inclusion in the final poll thread. All rules, regulations and revisions are subject to change at any time by the Order of the Wanker. The Order of the Wanker is comprised by the previous winner of Wanker of the Month. If WOTM winner is banned/gone/died by the time award presentations are made, the first runner up will gracfully accept the award on the winners behalf and run the next elections. The Order of Wanker makes all the rules. No exceptions. When the time to vote has come upon us, votes will be counted as follows; if a member recieves one nomination and another member seconds that nomination, then he is included. A poll thread will be posted with all said nominees and open for a period of 1 week. The Order of Wanker has the final say in the outcome and may veto the results and force a new vote! The winner will receive the Official Title, and will be subjected to any, all, or none of the following: "Straighten out" phone calls from fumes, Can-Can or anybody else Harassment Ridicule Forced to spend a night with Fumes Goats Post count dropped by 90% 1 day ban (We'll all just put you on our ignore lists) Recieve Free Sand for their Mangina (Or the female or 'it' version, whichever applies) Almost anything really So post up your nominees, officially that is. The cutoff date for this particular nomination session will be sometime this weekend, give or take a couple of days, or whenever the Order of Wanker feels like it.