UPDATE!!!! The Order of the Wanker has been considering making a blockbuster nomination to throw this shiznit into chaos and mayhem. The Order must hear from the citizens though. Should the Order make this nomination? I, Bubba Ray Boudreaux, the Whole F'N Wanker, hereby call to order this meeting for nominations for the next Wanker of the Month. First order of business is the minutes. Since this is the first meeting, there are no minutes to read. Second order of business is to explain the rules and regulations of nominating a member of this here community as the next titleholder of Wanker of the Month. Rule 1. All nominees must be a regular poster of CK5. Rule 2. Any member may nominate another member, but a member may not nominate themselves. Rule 3. A brief, detailed synopis (y'all surprise ole Bubba Ray knows these big words, yo!) of why the member is being nominated as Wanker of the Month. This synopis is to include a specific incident or two that occurred on this board and why the person being nominated can uphold the title. Also, links must be posted as evidence if there is little knowledge of said incident(s). Rule 4. There is one exemption to Rule 3. ThatK30Guy, better known as Wes, if nominated, specific incidents do not have to be included since a few of us know what the chat room is like when he is present. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Rule 5. Previous title holders may be nominated. Rule 6. Multiple members may be nominated for one nomination. Example would be if someone nominated the active female participants in that sick, gay pic posting thread that I do believe, happyfully, has died. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif Rule 7. All nominations are suject to final approval by the Order of the Wanker. Rule 8. The cutoff date for nominations is set by the Order of the Wanker. The cutoff date for this particular election will be Sunday night, day or whenever I feel like it. Rule 9. All rules, regulations and revisions are subject to change at any time by the Order of the Wanker. Rule 10. When the time to vote has come upon us, votes will be counted as follows; if a member recieves one nomination, then one vote is one vote. If a nominee recieves 4 nominations, then each vote that person recieves will count as 4 votes. This isn't South Africa. Rule 11. The Order of the Wanker is comprised by the previous winners of Wanker of the Month. So as of right now, I AM THE LAW WHEN IT COMES TO THE WANKER OF THE MONTH!!!!! So ladies, gentlemen and other species, post up on this thread your nominations and reasons why that person(s) should become the next Wanker of the Month.