OK, I don't post in here much so got to cut me some slack if this isn't Lounge material. Stopped off at the house today whilst doing some running. My wife and Kid's dog (I hate the friggin mongrel) is showing the signs of needing to be let outside. No prob, I'll do that for the idiot animal. Better than on the carpet. So, I open the back door and the stupid mutt gets his head caught between the door and the side of the cabinetry. Let's out this blood curdling yelp. I proceed to chuckle and reaffirm why I feel the dog is an idiot. Now the dog thinks I've done it as some kind of punishment and is scared of me and cowaring on the floor. I pick the dog up and head outside with him. Hook him up on his leash and start for the truck when I stick my hands in my pockets. The Moron animal has pissed in my hoodie pocket! Anybody need a less than perfectly good beagle.