Crap, this is embarrassing, but if any Houston-area folks could lend a hand, here's the deal: Cliff's Notes: I need someone in the Houston area to rescue me if at all possible. I've got the SuperDuty stuck about 100 yd. off the road in the mud (we've had torrential rain the last few days). I need someone tomorrow if at all possible to avoid further problems. There's 100 bones in it for anyone who can help me!! Long story: As with so many idiotic ventures, I totally did not have to do this. A new subdivision is being cleared near where I live. They've been carving this out of the woods for weeks. Every single time I go by it, I've itched to get off in it. So, I picked today of all days to give her a whirl. Locked up up, dropped in the 4x4 and set off--had a ball and made it all the way in and halfway back out. Moron mistake #1: wheeling alone. Moron mistake #2: no winch or lockers. Of course, you know what happens next. The earth drops out from under me and I drop into a mudhole the size of a small country. I knew I was in trouble immediately. I could reverse back about 30' but could not get enough mud cleared out of the tires or momentum to make it out of the nice ditch I'd made for myself. I hung it up before I got buried to the frame or overheated. A decent truck with mud tires with a winch or a strap (which I have) could get me out in 15 minutes, I think. I am willing to part with bucks for this kindness, and endure all the heckling I so richly deserve. I do need to get out of there as soon as possible tomorrow, though, because I don't want anyone showing up claiming I'm trespassing or something like that. If anyone can help, I'd be forever grateful. Update: Got -r- out. Details below for your laughing pleasure.