My field needs to be cleaned up. There are stripped out hulks of trucks and cars everywhere, and this spring they NEED TO GO. I can present it to them two ways: 1) Spend an action packed adventurous weekend playing "Scrapyard Wars". Each team has a torch setup and a team leader. The object is to cut and scrap as many hulks as possible, working together to win the ultimate prize! Team with the largest amount of sorted and cut-to-size scrap metal wins the prize. Free accomodations provided by Allantown RV's. A fine dinner will be hosted free of charge under the charming log-built shed where one can enjoy the luxuries of TV and radio. Talk and share stories with all the other fine folks after a long day of fun. or 2) I need your help. You need to work all day long cutting, carrying and sorting scrap metal with other people you probably wont get along with. At the end, I'll give the people who do the most a leftover trophy from last years mud races. You get to stay in the campers which probably wont be plugged in to power. We'll make some food cooked in primitive manners that you get to eat. Then we can all sit down on the old couches and watch the TV with the hole in it as the locals come up and bug us again. Which do you think will sell them on the idea?