Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by surpip, Apr 24, 2006.
Easy just dont lead them as much.
Aint war hell?
like the movie, its been a while
its really a long drawn out 3 step process...
For children, you lead MORE, cause they run faster. Also aim lower, cause they are shorter. For women, you shoot their fingernails. Then when they stop to look at the broken nail, you have an easy head shot.
Good movie, just saw it on HBO last night....
Jesus H Christ! I think you've got a hard on!
"We are here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook is an American trying to get out...."
My favorite line of the whole movie,
"You climb obstacles like old people fock, did you know that?"
"You better get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a giant chit on you."
I still don't have it on DVD.....crying shame.
"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
"If god wanted you up my obstical he would have miracaled (sp?)your a$$ up it.
funny thing at work there was a guy that was a mix of Private Pile and Naploen Dynamite-----I called him Private Dynamite he thought it was funny--good thing cause he was the big goofy Pile type.
"Hell, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
"I like you. You can come over to my house and screw my sister."
I had a MTI during my Air Force stint who I swear sounds just like that drill instructor
Talked about as much crap too, it was awesome...
Capman, don't sugar coat it. It's "Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and **** my sister". Oh and, "Anyone who runs is a V.C.! Anyone who stands still... is a well-disciplined V.C.! "
"You a photographer?"
"I'm a combat correspondant."
"Well you seen much combat?"
"I've seen a little on...tv."
"You're a real comedian."
"Well they call me the joker!"
"Well I got a joke for you....I'm gonna tear you a new a$$hole."
"Well pilgrim....right after ya.....eat the peanuts outta my chit!"
"You talk the talk....do you walk the walk?"
If I'm going to die for a word...my word is poon-tang.
BEST LINE OF FMJ:
"It's a hardball world, son, we've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
that movie -FULL METAL JACKET. is the funniest movie i ever saw. PYLE, is that a jelly doughnut in your locker? their paying for it,you eat it.
Get Some, GET SOME
i got the movie, and i done seen it when it first came out at the drive in. we laughed so hard we had to stay and watch it again.
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