How come the Marines get to have all of the fun? (JOKE)

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    [size=-1]A Marine walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
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    [size=-1] The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
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    [size=-1] "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
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    [size=-1] "A state-of-the-art watch?" the woman asks, intrigued. "What's so special about it?"
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    [size=-1] "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," the Marine explains.
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    [size=-1] "What's it telling you now?" asks the woman.
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    [size=-1] "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties ..."
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    [size=-1] The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
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    [size=-1] The Marine smiles, taps his watch and says, "Dang thing's an hour fast."[/size]
     
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    lol thats a good one.
     
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    :rotfl: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: thats awesome !!! semperfi
     
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