Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by newyorkin, Jan 21, 2007.
Mine barks at the door when her tail knocks it.
my sig on pirate is from another user, its something along the lines of "my dog farted in its sleep one night, then woke up and barked at it"
That's pretty bad..
Her nickname is "dumbass"
Several times daily, she turns or jerks her head too fast and hits it on something
She ran at full speed into a sliding glass door not realizing it was glass
She thinks someone's at the door whenever she hears the doorbell on the Dominos commericals
When she was a puppy she farted and looked at her butt in terror for a second before running and hiding under the bed for an hour
That's even worse.
My dog is as dumb as her owner.
Do i have to even explain RATCH???? but GTD does that. BAM BAM "what was that?"IDIOT
Okay my dog Fudge wins for sure!
The vet actually told me that he was retarded...
"So Fudge seems alot dumber then my other dog was at his age."
"Well Fudge is developing very slowly mentally"
"So he is retarded?"
I think that you win this one.
Three chahuhahuas, every gawddanm time, I hate dominos...
Even you can't spell wawa right either....
She's a good dumb mutt, though. She got up from laying down in the living room to laying down over here with me in the computer room when I came in here from there.
I have 2 miniture weiner dogs.. neither one is too dumb. Fritz is actually pretty smart. One time when I lived at home my dad came downstairs in the morning for a cup of coffee. Fritz wanted to be scratched, so he put his paw on my dads foot. Dad gave him a mock-disgusted look and said "get that paw off my foot!"... Fritz proceeded to remove that paw... and promptly put the other paw on his foot instead.
My Vizsla (see avatar) lost a stare down to a grasshopper.
Should I even tell you that I do those things too?
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