how many old Sayings can you think of???

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  1. hi pinion

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    Um......first one i can think of is = whell aint that the pot callin the kelttle black /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    I'd rather poke out an eye than vote for a lying, no good, turncoat, dishonorable who deserted his comrades-in-arms trashbag Yankee........................
     
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    Raining as hard as a bull pissing on a flat rock in August
     
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    Voting for John Kerry will make Baby Jesus cry.
     
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    Party's over, Kerry drank all the Kool-Aid................
     
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    Bwhahaha /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif i was thinking non political stuff though.........for ONCE /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif How about "You want something to CRY about???? Ill give you something to cry about. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Press hard, 5 copies.
     
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    An American Flag a day will keep the liberals away....................
     
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    My grandpa used to say "You keep actin that way ill make your head look like a peanut pattie!!!!!!!!!!" Bwahahahha /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I've seen better arms on a chair.

    I've seen better legs on a table.

    I've seen better swings at the park.

    I've seen better shots in a porno.

    I've seen better posts in a downed fenceline.

    It's been drier than a popcorn fart.

    It's hotter than a witch's tit on a hot tin roof.

    I need to piss worse than a Russian racehorse in the dead of winter.

    I've seen dried concrete run faster than you.

    This is funner than a barrel full of monkies on acid.
     
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    "ive seen dried concrete run faster than you" /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    " Ill bet shes got alot of cocks in her henhouse" /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Heres another one, plumbing related.....="If you dont pay us the cash, you pay with your ass" /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif TADAA!!! TADAA!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    ...if you F**K like you work then it is now wonder you never get laid...
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    Common guys ,is that all youve GOT!!!!?? Purdy weak /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Im sure there much much more /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Thats hotter than two rats F*cking a whool sock.
    F*ckin "A" no f*ck a "B" it has two holes..
     
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    heres one="Your mammas so stupid she treid playing nintendo on the microwave" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Nope, these are "old "sayings /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif Or as best you can. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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