How to thoroughly clean the toilet

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    How to thoroughly clean the toilet
    > >
    > > 1. Add required amount of shampoo to toilet water, and put both lids up.
    > >
    > > 2. Pick up cat and soothe him while you carry him towards bathroom.
    > >
    > > 3. In one smooth movement, put cat in the toilet and close both lids.
    > >
    > > 4. (You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self-agitate and make
    > > ample suds).
    > >
    > > 5. Never mind noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually
    > > enjoying this.
    > >
    > > 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. (This provides "power wash" and rinse.")
    > >
    > > 7. Have someone open door to the outside. (Be sure there are no people
    > > between toilet and outside door.)
    > >
    > > 8. Stand behind toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
    > >
    > > 9. The now-clean cat will rocket out of toilet, and run outside where he
    > > will dry himself off .
    > >
    > > 10. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
    > >
    > > Sincerely,
    > > The Dog
     
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