> Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation. > Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The > other flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly?" > The first flea says, " I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of >a guy on a Harley." the other flea responds saying, " Thats the worst way to travel. Try >what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While >you are there, look for a nice stewardess . Crawl up her leg and nestle in >where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of." >The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next summer. >A year goes by..... >When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. >The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" >"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New >Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess >came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm >that I fell asleep. >When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."