singe all the hair of the back of your hand... 1. get a flat tire on your bigass blazer with 36 inch tires. 2. take said tire off and lay it on the ground. 3. spray carb cleaner all around the tire bead that came off due to no air pressure, making sure to spray enough accelerant into tire to get a fine mist floating out of open spaces. 4. install air hose onto valve stem, while dropping a lit match onto said tire. 5. make damn sure you have the fire dept and the EMT's on stand by(and keep the air force on the speed dail, so when your flaming tire launches itself over your house, they don't scramble a couple f-16's to shoot down the UFO!) 6. be sure to get as much of the carb cleaner spray on you hand as you can, (you don't want any stray hand hair to get away unscaithed) 7. make sure you wife is watching so she can laugh histarically at you as you run around frantically trying to put your hand out, as futile as it is, trying to avoid the flying 150 pound flaming donut!