This guy told his doctor that his wife hadn't had sex with him for seven months. The physician told the guy to bring his wife into the office for a private talk. When the wife arrived, the doctor asked her about her libido. "Well, doctor," she replied, "the truth is that I take a cab to work every morning and the cabbie always asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' We don't have much money so I always give him an 'or what.' That makes me late for work and my boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary or what?' I always give him the 'or what.' By the time I get home, I don't feel like having sex anymore." "Hmmm," the doctor said, "I see. So are we going to tell your husband about your problem or what?"