I swore I'd start The Program today. Day 5 or 6 of thinking I might start it. Then I was in the supermarket to get a salad, and I started hearing something wierd. Turns out it was a box of cookies calling me, it needed to be rescued and I couldn't turn my back on it. Of course once the cookies were safely in my truck, they told me about this pepsi and lemonade that was trapped in the machine at 7/11, so I turned superhero for the afternoon and went to rescue them, too.