Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Jan 31, 2006.
Off road bus, water park shootout, and boobies, oh yeah
"I told you man, don't go up there!"
Black and white? or color?
Ok, I think it started in Downtown denver on an old schoolbus with a lot of my associates from the past 5 years on it
So lunky chunky we're drinving this bus on 38" TSLs
Wham we're in someone's house, some girls dad is talking to me
There's a wierd roll of me supervising everything
So back ont he bus
We head up around the black hills but more rocky and turn into kind of a fountainy park memorial thing. One fo my old friends is driving and starts wheeling on the fountain, I yell at him.
All hell breaks loose and the officials of some sort are pulling up out of nowhere yelling
So, there's a pause and a great descision marker
I whip out the gun and start shooting... the bus?
I can't remember why, maybe there was poison gas or something
So blah blah I'm on the bus and some teenage girl is like
"I'm so sad"
I say "Why"
"My boobs arenlt very great at all"
So apparently I look or she shows me and I say "Hey, those ae great, you'll be just fine"
So she's happy.
Then R_______ is sitting on the back seat bench with a book and gives me that funny amused-at-my-handling-of-things look she does in every dream I've had int he last few months
Then the girl with the pretty nice boobs turns into a bird thing with her head and a yellow bird body and dances off, all tiny like
Then she died
Then I woke up
Boobs are marvelous, yes marvelous
I can remember exactly what they looked like
my dreams are cartoons that are really really messed up and go in and out of cartoon mode....i like cartoons
Boobs sound way more fun.
thats a lie....thats when cartoon adds a hint of reality ;D
Edit: How in the hell do you only have 326 posts?!
I havent had a dream in over 10 years , consider your self lucky to me able to remember them so well. Hey do any of you ever continue a dream the next night? I used to be able to have a dream, wake up, continue it, it was cool.
Heres the book that shows you how,
Also, objects have meanings, certain events have ther meanings, this book is a trip.
eh? i dont get it?
Seems like you're more of a post whore than I am, and you've still got a relatively small post count. Just random observation.
Don't pick on my sponge...
The Sponge!!!!!!! ,,, oops , sorry sorry, moving out of the way now, exuseme, comming through, ok
He keeps me from impregnatining myself when I have just focked the poo flinger...
My wifes got a book around here somewhere that tells you what your dreams mean. So far it's been pretty accurate. It predicted when my daughter was going to be born. Imo go see if I can find it...
Thank you, thank you, my thread, she is weeping
I read it and was a little surprised.
Turns out, your gay.
Not exactly what I expected, but, hey, its a book, and books never lie.
Just joshin ya. I wish my wife let me have dreams like that. Every time a teenage girl shows up she always does to. And it NEVER works out the way I want.....
I know what my dreams mean..
I don't "dream" often..most of the time I pass out and don't have a dream..have nightmares often,but not too many "good" dreams..
I can tell you what this dream means though..I dream I'm in my old van,or some other secure hideaway,with a nice looking woman (Daisy Duke type)..and she's teasing me,and undressing..telling me I'm about to lose my virginity...and as soon as her shirt comes off,and the bra straps are undone,and both of them are in FULL veiw..--that means in ONE SECOND---
YOUR F******* ALARM CLOCK WILL GO OFF!!--OR THE PHONE WILL RING--OR SOMEONE WAKES YOU UP!!!......
.....thats what it means!..
Yeah well at least they don't turn into wacko bird girls and die in 5 seconds
I shopuld really illustrate my dreams
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