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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, May 6, 2007.
Story of my life, these days anyway.... WOOOOOOO! HATE!
Well Frank settled down in the Valley
and hung his wild years
on a nail that he drove through
his wife's forehead
he sold used office furniture
out there on San Fernando Road
and assumed a $30,000 loan
at 15 1/4 % and put down payment
on a little two bedroom place
his wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
made good bloody marys
kept her mouth shut most of the time
had a little Chihuahua named Carlos
that had some kind of skin disease
and was totally blind. They had a
thoroughly modern kitchen
self-cleaning oven (the whole bit)
Frank drove a little sedan
they were so happy
One night Frank was on his way home
from work, stopped at the liquor store,
picked up a couple Mickey's Big Mouths
drank 'em in the car on his way
to the Shell station, he got a gallon of
gas in a can, drove home, doused
everything in the house, torched it,
parked across the street, laughing,
watching it burn, all Halloween
orange and chimney red then
Frank put on a top forty station
got on the Hollywood Freeway
Never could stand that dog
I've asked about five people, but no one will break my nose for me
Dude I'll do it... but you won't like me much afterward, I got this move that is followed by a swift jab to esophagus. I really don't wantto but it's all one fluid motion.
Ill do it without the crazy stomach tube punch. Just pay me 50 bucks and a patty melt.
Mine costs nothing up front!
fine just the patty melt.
RJ, PM me you address of residence or some way for me to send you stuff. I'm planning a "care" package...
30611 US 212
Gettysburg SD 57442
Hey RJ, go to 12 garfield St in marblehead, MA
He will kick your ass and give you some D60 outers and lockouts.
Hmmm....... lock outs......
I'd sell them
I'd have to charge an extra $15 for the ass kicking stuff though
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