I Just Killed Something While Hanging Around The Cafe After Work

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  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    This!

    Story of my life, these days anyway.... WOOOOOOO! HATE!
     
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    Well Frank settled down in the Valley
    and hung his wild years
    on a nail that he drove through
    his wife's forehead
    he sold used office furniture
    out there on San Fernando Road
    and assumed a $30,000 loan
    at 15 1/4 % and put down payment
    on a little two bedroom place
    his wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
    made good bloody marys
    kept her mouth shut most of the time
    had a little Chihuahua named Carlos
    that had some kind of skin disease
    and was totally blind. They had a
    thoroughly modern kitchen
    self-cleaning oven (the whole bit)
    Frank drove a little sedan
    they were so happy

    One night Frank was on his way home
    from work, stopped at the liquor store,
    picked up a couple Mickey's Big Mouths
    drank 'em in the car on his way
    to the Shell station, he got a gallon of
    gas in a can, drove home, doused
    everything in the house, torched it,
    parked across the street, laughing,
    watching it burn, all Halloween
    orange and chimney red then
    Frank put on a top forty station
    got on the Hollywood Freeway
    headed north

    Never could stand that dog
     
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    I've asked about five people, but no one will break my nose for me
     
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    Dude I'll do it... but you won't like me much afterward, I got this move that is followed by a swift jab to esophagus. I really don't wantto but it's all one fluid motion.
     
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    Ill do it without the crazy stomach tube punch. Just pay me 50 bucks and a patty melt.
     
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    Mine costs nothing up front!
     
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    fine just the patty melt.
     
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    RJ, PM me you address of residence or some way for me to send you stuff. I'm planning a "care" package...
     
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    Hey RJ, go to 12 garfield St in marblehead, MA

    He will kick your ass and give you some D60 outers and lockouts.
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Hmmm....... lock outs......

    I'd sell them

    I'd have to charge an extra $15 for the ass kicking stuff though
     

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