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I smell varmint poontang

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by surpip, Dec 17, 2006.

  1. surpip

    surpip 1 ton status

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    And the only good varmint poontang, is dead varmint poontang.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    if ya post up a pictoral take it to the outdoorsy sexion, sows not to ofend the the fairerer homoginized sexers....
     
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    So would that be Necroanimaphilia?
     
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    necroZOOphilia
     
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    haha funny story, I was staying with my uncle Mike who lives in Tyler, Tx, off of I20 late last fall, I went to go down to his pond to scout out some beavers that have been damning up the spring that feeds his man made pond, and low and behold, I found them alright, doin the dirty right there on the bank. So I did what anyone else would have done, I shot them both in the head. I kinda felt bad for him, but atleast he died doing what he loved.:D :D :crazy: yep tis the season for beaver lovin. Even funnier, we just stuck the whole beaver in his chest freezer, and his daughter about pinched a hole in her jeans when she saw that thing. Imagine opening a freezer and seeing a beaver laying on its back in the "scratch my belly" position. Haha

    Remington
     
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    Ignore what your wife-girlfriend has said, DON"T LICK THAT POONTANG!!
     
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    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Let me get this straight; you want me to kill all the golfers? Wouldn't that be bad for business?

    In the vein of your original quote, "We don't even need a reason. License to kill gophers."

    Carl Spackler, genius.

    -- A
     
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    Set that thing on fire and you got you some pyronecrobestiality!!
     
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    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Does NOBODY get that this is from Caddyshack?

    Don't you people have HOMES?

    "Colored boy?!" I'll show him... (sparks)

    Melanoma, carcinoma, some kind of noma. (Oh wait, that was "Fletch"...)

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    Hey, thats one of my favorite not real words. You dont get to use it often.
     

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