Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jagged, Jan 22, 2007.
Yeah, happy fun time.
Did it burn like fire?
If it burns like the STD I got from the whore in Vegas. That sucks.
lol my buddy paid $500 for oral and got herpies. The gift that keeps on giving.
$500 for Oral? Jeez..
I paid $3.22 cents it could have been a man for all I know.
Oh don't worry we rub it in all the time. Infact I work with him on Tuesday and Wednesday and I will have to remind him about his valtrex RX.
i've got a friend who's got that ****. its too bad, she's really hot.
JP-8 isn't bad I work in it everyday. Crawling through the tanks/cells. It does suck though if you do not have a built tolerance for it though. Nothing helps with the smell either. My cars clothes everything has that odor and cannot get rid of it.
Yeah... no tolerance here.
I was sumping a body tank trying to drain some water out, and the sump got stuck open. Sprayed all over the place. Hair, face, arms, legs. Luckily I had an apron on and it protected me from burning nuts.
Only thing worse than getting JP-8 on your nuts is getting Type-3 soap on your nuts.
Worse thing is sitting in it unknowningly for 20 minutes or so. Leaves one hell of a burn in a very umentionable place.
Great balls of fire....
Worst thing I spilled in my lap was a Q-jet full of Auto-Zone carb cleaner,when I was rebuilding one on my bench--I tipped it to one side to put the accelerator pump in,and it dumped right in my crotch!...
It burned like it was on fire for DAYS!..I though "Gumout" hurt the most if spilled on genitals,but the Auto-Zone brand carb cleaner was ten times more painful!...I was red like a lobster,and several showers did nothing to relieve the pain..plain old gasoline hurts like hell too,if spilled on your private parts..
My aunt's boyfriend (~64 years old) was telling a story about how his older brother got crabs back in the day. His solution? Shave, and pour diesel fuel all over his hootus!
Apparently it got rid of the crabs though.
you're suppose to shave one side, pour gas on the other and light it, then stab the crabs with an ice pick as they run to the other.
Really? I was thinking about using the blender.
Crabs??..turn up the heat!..
I hear a propane torch with a flame spreader works the best... ...quicker than shaving !..if that don't work,there's always napalm!..
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