Well, I guess I can't Al Gore this thing and take it to the U.S. Supreme Court, so I'll go ahead and accept the title of "CK5 Wanker of the Month." So let me break this down and offer my winning speech. First, I would like to thank my mommy and daddy, who decided not to use any form of birth control on that fateful day in 1971. I would like to also thank my third grade music teacher who realized she was in the presence of greatness after I broke the single season school record after I wore out her paddling board. It's not easy to accept a title such as "Wanker of the Month." I'm sure I have a long, hard road to hoe. Oh wait, did I say hoe? I didn't know my ex-wife was here! Anyway, I will do my best to uphold this unprestigous and totally unimportant title and I will do it in a way that will let the world know that Bubba Ray Boudreaux is the "Most Wankiest Wanker web wheeling throughout the wide world's world wide web." Thank you and good night!