*Ideal Wife*

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  1. Z3PR

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    The Ideal Wife should be beautiful,
    but not so beautiful that people think
    you married her only for her beauty.
    And The Ideal Wife should be wealthy,
    but not so wealthy that people think
    you married her only for her money.
    And The Ideal Wife should be gentle,
    but not so gentle that she can't
    suck a tennis ball through a fifty-foot garden hose.
     

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