If Bikers Ran The World.... The wearing of ties to work by men would be frowned on, as would the wearing of bras and panties for women. The opening days of Sturgis and Daytona would be national holidays. Third world dictators would be dealt with in the same manner as one would deal with a wino who just puked on his bike. All money from traffic violations would go into a huge keg fund. Anyone who used a firearm to defend his home or property from vandals would have a street named after him. Tattoos would be funded by the National Endowment for the Arts. The money currently being spent on Mars probes and other useless junk would be used to fund research into finding the cure for the common hangover. Sexual harassment laws would be more open to interpretation and would allow for the fact that most men are really basically just MEN, and the size of her breasts would be the deciding factor. Global warming would be encouraged since riding in the snow is such a pain in the ass.