If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

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  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    So the hottie acrost the street kicked her hubby out and had a new guy spending the night in 3 days. Got me thinking, and need your help. The song is; If you're a hoe and know it ....... You finish it okay.
     
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    I placed my hand upon her toe,
    Yo - Ho... Yo - Ho...
    I placed my hand upon her toe,
    Yo - Ho... Yo - Ho...
    I placed my hand upon her toe,
    She said Marine, you're way to low
    Get in, get out, stop screwwin' about,
    Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo ho!!!

    I placed my hand upon her knee,
    Yo - Ho... Yo - Ho...
    I placed my hand upon her knee,
    Yo - Ho... Yo - Ho...
    I placed my hand upon her knee,
    She said Marine, you're killin' me
    Get in, get out, stop screwwin' about,
    Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo ho!!!

    I placed my hand upon her thigh,
    Yo - Ho... Yo - Ho...
    I placed my hand upon her thigh,
    Yo - Ho... Yo - Ho...
    I placed my hand upon her thigh,
    She said Marine, you must be high
    Get in, get out, stop screwwin' about,
    Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo ho!!!

    I placed my hand upon her breast,
    Yo - Ho... Yo - Ho...
    I placed my hand upon her breast,
    Yo - Ho... Yo - Ho...
    I placed my hand upon her breast,
    She said Marine, is that your best?
    Get in, get out, stop screwwin' about,
    Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo ho!!!

    I placed my hand upon her twat,
    Yo - Ho... Yo - Ho...
    I placed my hand upon her twat,
    Yo - Ho... Yo - Ho...
    I placed my hand upon her twat,
    She said Marine, you've hit the spot!!
    Get in, get out, stop screwwin' about,
    Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo ho!!!
     
  3. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Z3PR, if the hottie across the street is getting banged like a screen door in a hurricane, and all you can think of is "If you are happy and you know it clap your hands", it's time for some serious introspection bud. I suggest you lock the bathroom door and take a long look at the Victoria Secret catalog and soul search.................. :D
     
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    LOL, now that's funny. I guess I feel sorry for her husban. He's a nice guy and a real family man. She just wanted too be with this other guy. I guess marrage doesn't mean chit to some people.
     
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    Some people have an itch that just never gets scratched enough............
     
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    She gets that itch for guys with big fat bank accounts.
     
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    Damn, 2 outa 3 ain't bad is it?
     

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