Im too much of a wuss to do anything even remotely heroic in my life. So, about an hour ago, I see a ricer with no lights dart down the alley accross the street from me... followed seconds later by a cop in pursuit. The car pulls over at the opposite end of the block. Im in the process of leaving to bring a friend home. I get back about 30 min. later and the cop is still there. I thought briefly to myself "Wouldn't that be cool if the driver of the car came running down the alley trying to run away, and I ran after him and tackled him and caught him?" But I knew that wouldnt happen. I lock up the plow truck, close the gates, grab my cameras hat and a truck magazine I had, and went to go into my house. As Im reaching for my house keys, I see two guys running down the street in front of my driveway and into my alley. At first I was shocked thinking "Is this really happening?" It looked like the cop chasing one guy, but I realized that it was two guys from the car running away from the scene. So, like a coward, I fail to react quickly, but merely run over to my fence to see them hop over a neighbors fence and into their yard down my alley. I finally put down all the stuff I was holding, hop in the plow truck, and drive towards where they would come out. No sign of them, but on the next block over, I saw them run accross the street right after I passed by. I rushed to where the cop was (not in pursuit for some reason) and another cop car arrived. I told them where I had just seen them, but he just parks and they dont go after them. In fact, I think they are still parked there now. I drove around a bit more after that, but didnt see them again. So, anyway, now I know Im a wuss cause I failed to stand up like a man and try to catch them when the opportunity was right in front of me. Even though I know Im probably not able to take out two guys, or even one for that matter, I'm sitting here wishing I had tried at least. At least I could have had some cool battle wounds and had a more interesting story to tell.