Ain't it a bitch? I was riding around with my girlfriend earlier today, and as we were driving down a four-lane, the left lane traffic was stopped for a line of cars to make a left turn. Katy said "Haha, suckers!" as we drove by. Seconds later she merges into the left lane.....right behind a line of stopped cars. It gets better. Later, as I was doing my hour drive home, late as hell for work, I called my dad and, as an April Fool's joke, told him that I was out of gas and that I needed him to come bring me some gas. 10 minutes later I ran out of gas. Seriously.