Irish Toast Masters Club

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  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jan 12, 2001
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    John O' Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters Club. One evening at
    the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was held to see who could
    deliver the best toast. Well, John O' Riley won the contest for the best
    toast of the evening:

    "Here's to the best years o' me life, spent between the legs o' me wife."

    When John O' Riley arrived home his beautiful wife asked him how the
    Toastmasters meeting went and he said, "I won the contest for the best
    toast of the evening."

    His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said,

    "Here's to the best years o' me life, spent in Church wi' me wife."

    His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to include me in
    your toast."

    The next morning, Mrs. O' Riley was downtown shopping and ran into the
    local policeman on the beat who was also at the Toast Masters meeting with
    her husband. He said, "Hello Mrs. O' Riley, that was some great toast
    that your husband John gave at the Toast Masters meeting last evening.

    He won first prize."

    "Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O' Riley, "but he wasn't quite honest
    with the facts; he's only been there twice, the first time he fell asleep
    and the second time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
  2. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

    Jun 7, 2000
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    LMAO... Funny!

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